Mr. Bones Says…
Are You Out of Whack and Don’t Even Know It?
Be honest…
Have you ever felt tight, twisted, or just a little off in your body — like something’s not quite moving the way it should?
Here’s a wild thought:
What if your body’s been trying to tell you something — and you just haven’t known how to listen?
Mr. Bones
Your no-nonsense, slightly sarcastic, totally wise skeleton guide who's here to help you uncover the alignment secrets your body wishes you knew.
In just a few minutes a day, you’ll learn how to:
Move more efficiently (without feeling stiff, clumsy, or sore)
Align your body the way it was meant to be used
Avoid repetitive stress and overuse injuries
Build strength from the inside out — by working smarter, not harder
What’s This “Mechanical Advantage” Thing?
Mr. Bones calls it your secret weapon. It’s the way your body moves when it’s truly in alignment — where everything feels smoother, lighter, and stronger. You’ll FEEL the difference when your bones, joints, and muscles are finally working together instead of in silent rebellion.
And let’s be real — you don’t need another complicated program.
You need something simple, repeatable, and even a little fun.
Here’s How It Works:
You get 31 bite-sized lessons — fun, practical, and designed to become part of your daily rhythm.
✅ Just 1 lesson a day
✅ Or binge a few if you're feeling bold
✅ Repeat and stack habits to lock in the changes
But Wait…
Why Should You Even Care?
Because crooked bodies cause pain and pain steals your focus, energy, and joy.
Because alignment affects everything how you move, breathe, sleep, and even how you age.
Because it’s YOUR body. Isn’t it time you learned how to actually use it?
